Think you've got a diiirtyy joke?? Tweet it to @RadioRose
Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.
... YA PERV! ;)
Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q:Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What did O say to Q?
A:Dude, your junk is hanging out!! (look at it again O Q .... get it?)
Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Q:What can a lifesaver do for a woman, that a man can't?
A: Lifesavers come in five flavors!
Q: What's the difference between "ooh" and "ahh"?
A: About three inches.
Q: What is 6.9?
A: A good time, ruined by a period.
Q: What's the square root of 69?
A: Ate something
Q: What did the Banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around!
Q: Why do midgets laugh when they run?
A: Because the grass tickles their balls!
This is just awesome!! DiGiorno was LIVE tweeting "The Sound of Music" and made it about their pizza!!
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA? GIVE HER PIZZA FOR GOODNESS SAKES #TheSoundOfMusicLive— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
NOTHING COMES FROM NOTHING, NOTHING EVER COULD, I MUST HAVE BAKED SOMETHING GOOD (A DiGiorno Pizza) #TheSoundOfMusicLive— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN, FORD EVERY STREAM, FOLLOW EVERY RAINBOW, UNTIL YOU FIND A SUPREME (PIZZA FROM DIGIORNOOOOOO) #TheSoundOfMusicLive— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
#TheSoundOfMusicLive Can't believe pizza isn't one of her favorite things smh— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
SO LONG, FAREWELL, THE PIZZA'S GONE NO REASON TO BE HERE ANYMORE #TheSoundOfMusicLive— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
THE KITCHEN IS ALIVE, WITH THE SMELL OF FRESH-BAKED PIZZA #TheSoundOfMusicLive— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
DOUGH a crust an unbaked crust RAY, a guy that likes pizza ME a pizza liked by a guy named ray FAH no idea what fah is SO so LA a city T tee— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Still not over pizza getting overlooked in the favorite things song. #TheSoundOfMusicLive— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 6, 2013
Hopefully you're Black Friday was successful! But the lines are always terrible! Best part of Cyber Monday- NO LINES!!
Huffington Post put together some of the best Cyber Monday deals!
AllSaints: Take 20 percent off site-wide with the code THANKS.
Alternative Apparel: Get 25 percent off any order with code BLACKFRI.
Ann Taylor: Take 50 percent off cashmere collectible sweaters in stores and online.
Anthropologie: Take an extra 50 percent off already red-lined merchandise from 6 am to 11 am on Monday.
Armani Exchange: Score 45 percent off on all styles (including sale items).
ASOS: Get 20 percent off everything with the promo code GIMME20 at checkout.
BaubleBar: By playing the jewelry site's Cyber Monday game, you can win one of four deals: $25 off orders of $50 or more, 20 percent off site-wide, 30 percent off site-wide or a $100 gift card.
Bliss: Get 20 percent off Elemis and Remede skincare products.
Bobbi Brown: Get a duo of deluxe-sized samples, a specially-sized lip gloss and free shipping with every purchase, plus your choice of five samples.
The Body Shop: Get 50 percent off site-wide and free shipping with any purchase of $30 or more.
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butter LONDON: The beloved nail polish brand will be gifting customers with 20 percent off site-wide (excluding product marked at "last-call") and 50 percent off "last-call" items, all using the code CYBER13.
C.O. Bigelow: They're offering 25 percent off everything site-wide with the code Turkey1838.
C. Wonder: Take 30 percent off 3 items or more (full price or sale), plus free ground shipping with the code GIFTS30.
Dermablend Professional: Buy any 2 products and receive $15 off with code CYBER.
DL1961 Premium Denim: Enjoy 25 percent off all nonleather items online.
Forever 21: On Cyber Monday, Forever 21 will be offering free shipping on all orders over $75.
Gilt: This online shopping mecca is starting at 9 pm EST on Sunday night with free shipping on everything, plus "Marquee Monday" sales on lots of items (including designer shoes) and a sweepstakes with high-end luxury prizes for 12 lucky winners.
H&M: Receive 40 percent off online purchases of $50 or more, plus free shipping!
Massimo Dutti: Get 20 percent off all merchandise online.
Moroccanoil: This cult beauty brand is gifting consumers with complimentary full-sized products with the purchase of e-Gift Cards. Plus, free shipping on all purchases $55 and up.
Nasty Gal: Get 30 percent off everything site-wide (excluding vintage and gift cards).
Rue La La: There will be 24 "Today's Fix" items on Cyber Monday, including a Missoni scarf ($79.90), Kenneth Jay Lane bangles ($49.90) and Portolano leather gloves ($59.90).
Sachin + Babi: Get 25 percent off your entire purchase with the code CyberM.
Stella & Bow: Get 25 percent discount site-wide from Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
True Religion: Score $75 to $100 off select denim online (and in stores!).
This literally just blew my mind!!!! So freaking awesome how they make the "Old Spice" commercials. They literally film the ENTIRE thing in one take. I wonder how much practice that guy needs!
WATCH how its made: