Ha! You're up Florida! Police in Deltona are lookin for a dude who tried to pay his water bill with COCAINE!!! He handed over an envelope with white powder to the clerk! A hazmat team was called in to test it and YUP! Cocaine! Really dude?! At least try to pay in food so they can eat it!
Here's some other stories from Florida or Germany
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